“Listen closely, my pretties! That blue gingham dress of Dorothy's, oh, how it tickles my wicked fancy! The way she prances about, all innocent and charming, makes my green skin positively quiver. And yet, that blue hue, like the sky on a sunny Kansas day, complements the twinkle in anyone’s eyes, even mine! But beware, for it's a deceptive garment, luring the wearer into a sense of homey comfort. That gingham concoction, my dears, is not just a frock; it's a sly reminder of the simplicity I so despise! But go ahead and adore it, for little do you know, it's just one scrap in the larger tapestry of my diabolical plans! I’ll get you, my pretties!! And your blue gingham creations too!!!”

Checks measure 1”